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Away Day June 23rd

Lauro Golf

What an "away day" at Lauro Golf on Tuesday, superbly organised by Dave "The Fysh" 👏👏👏 So who managed to 'perform' on the course, and who's performance failed to rise to the occasion 🍆🙄 On a lovely picturesque course, the moviestar golfer got his 'Oscar', with Steve 'Jason' Hill scoring a massive 38 points 💥🏆🍾....Great golfing from the shy guy superstar 🤦🏻‍♂️ In second place, on a fabulous 37 points was Mr i-golf 'Trevor', who delivered a giant performance on the day 🙌🥳 Great golfing you guys.....
3rd & 4th place were also awarded as some NTPs free'd up prizes. So, 3rd on 35 points was Rodney and 4th on 34 points was Del 👏👏👏
NTP on hole 11 was Jim 'Poldark' Rutter and Longest Drive was the big Dutch man "Menno" 💪🥳 Thanks to all the boys for participating on a hot, hot day and for the great organisation 🔥Onwards to the next big challenge and lowering our handicaps 🤞

Saturday 20th

Saturday was preparations for the big away day, so everyone wanted to perfect their game.......and it was a battle of the chuckle brothers for the title (to you, to me). At the end we couldnt separate Rodney & Steve who were on 16 points but, after several countbacks, Rodney took the prize 🥳🏆 But, there's more.....NTP on hole 6 was Rodney and hole 8 was Steve 😱......so 3rd & 4th were awarded. 3rd was Dr Garry on 14 points and 4th was Dave CW on 14 points 🔥👏 Finally, Longest Drive on the 7th hole was a beauty from Phil 💪🙌
Normal service resumes on Thursday after the away day and Rodney/Steve promised not to win everything again 🙄 🤪 Keeeeeeep swinging....

Thursday 18th

Salt n Pepper Thursday had one clear winner today, and it was just what the Doctor ordered 👨🏻‍⚕️Doc Garry cut thru the course like a scalpel and surgically removed the bottle of Gov'nor prize with 16 points, as well as the NTP prize on hole 8 💥🏆Brilliant 👏. Second place was awarded due to this and Zahid, also on 16 points, won a deserved bottle too 🍾🥳 As for the rest, we enjoyed the chips 🍟 🤪 Let's do it all again on Saturday 🏌‍♂️👍

Tuesday 16th

Sweaty Tuesday saw a big turn out at La Noria, with lots of hopefuls wanting the 1st prize of 'the guv'nor' 🍾....but "there can be only one" 🗡 So who won the battle of the bandits? It was a return to superhero form by our Eddie, scoring a fab 19 points 💥🥳🏆 Second was our visitor Mark on 17 points and he had a NTP on hole 8 too🫡👏 No NTP on hole 6, therefore third & fourth prizes were awarded. 3rd on a good 16 points was Tommy's boy 'Maddox' 🥳 ....and 2 tied on 15 points for 4rth prize....but the Dick Dasterdly of golf "Steve Hill", stole it from Trevor 🙈 Special mention to Tommy and Don Paul's sons....who both beat their dad's....hang your heads in shame boys 🫣🤪 See you all on Thursday boys and bring your sunscreen 🔥

Saturday 13th June

Saturday was scorchio at La Noria and two newbies made a big impact return, to wipe out the regular boys 🏆💥 In first place on 19 points, on 'countback' was Julian 🤴🏻💪🥳 The rest has done you well mate.....Second on 19 was the "son of the Don", 'Taylor' .....Great to have a golfer in the family at last 🤪 Geoff was just back from Belfast and was NTP winner on 2 holes🙌 ....and Darren won on hole 8...with Rodney on hole 9 ⛳️🥳. So a 3rd prize was awarded. Paul had an unusually great round with 18 points, so he got a bottle (and cut ✂️)🍾 A big thank you to our Irish amigo 'Donal', who donated monies for the bottles....safe journey home 👏👏👏 Yet another lovely day in paradise with the police helicopter hovering over the course.....what did Geoff get up to in Belfast 🤔🤣

Tuesday 9th June

A hot and humid Tuesday saw some old friends return to the S&H....and boy did they make their presence felt 💥 The first 3 ball took the awards with that cheeky Irish man "flash" Donal, winning on 17 points 🍾🏆 He has the quickest set up & execution ever....no messing 🥳 Robert B and Dave 'the fysh' were second on 16 points....but Robert took it with the lowest handicap 👏👏 NTP on difficult hole 6 was Robert 'Terminator' Todd, whilst on the easy 8th hole, Don Paul managed to get one close 🙈⛳️ Well played boys, and enjoy the wine......we do it all again on Thursday, with salt n pepper chips 🍟 🥳

Saturday 6th June

It was Super Saturday today at La Noria, and the test was a very difficult 18 holes, from the championship white tees 💥⛳️ The sun was hot, but the moviestar golfer Steve 'Jason' Hill, was in blockbuster form, scoring 40 points 🎬 🏆🏌‍♂️🎊 Second on 36 points was the Irish rover 'Wayne', 3rd on 35 points was John S and 4th on 33 points was Del.....enjoy the wine boys 🍾🍷 NTPs were won by Menno, Drew & Steve ⛳️🎯👏 A super, tiring day of difficult golf on very difficult tees. Well done for testing yourselves boys 💪

Thursday 4th June

Brava Thursday saw low scores, but 2 managed a decent 14 points over the 9 holes with Dave CW taking the honours from Menno🥳 👏🏆...and NTP on hole 8 was Del again ⛳️🍾 Well played boys...

Tuesday 2nd June

The first Tuesday of June, saw the "Return of Rodney", and a notable 18 point win 🏆 💥🍾 Brilliant golfing......second on 17 points was Del and NTP on hole 6 was Rodney's grandson 'Simon', just in time as he returns to the UK on Sunday 🙌 Some good Saturday scoring.....and some not so good 🙈 Let's get back to winning ways on Thursday 🏌‍♂️🤞

May Order Of Merit

well done Del, golfer of the month for May

Thursday 28th

Salt n pepper Thursday had one clear winner......and he's back with a bang 💥 Mr i-golf 'Trevor' said he'd get his mojo back....and a 17 point winning round proved that 👏🥳 Del had one of his poorest rounds, but a consolation 🍾 eased this with NTP on the 8th ⛳️ And thanks to Don Paulo for buying the chips after Spurs avoided the drop 👏 Great patter and fun as always boys.....now get set to Scramble on Saturday 🤠

Tuesday 26th May

It's was Señior Simons 'going away game' and he kindly donated 6 bottles for todays competition (even though he leaves on Sunday) 👏👏👏 So it was all to play for under the hot sun. La Noria was in superb condition so good scores were anticipated 😎⛳️ Two golfers scored a cracking 18 points to take the glory, and it was Jim 'Saga tours' Rutter who won the prestigious first prize 🥳🏆 Second was a resurgent Drew, who is back to winning ways again 👏....and as there were no winners on NTP 1 & 6.....a 3rd & 4th prize was awarded. Third on 16 points was 'Don Paulo' who is better now after his 'gout' 🦶And 4th on 15 points was another bottle for Del 🍾 NTP on 5 was Simon, on 8 it was Darren and on 9, it was Rodney ⛳️🎯 Another lovely day out golfing with loads of banter....see you all on Brava Thursday and Texas Saturday 🏌‍♂️

Saturday 23rd May

The Saturday Mijas sunshine shone, and the S& H faithful strapped in for another adventure over 9 holes ⛳️ And the Irish eyes were smiling with our visitor Gerry scoring 16 points off a scratch handicap 💥🙌...brilliant golf. Second was Del on 14 points and 3rd was another guest 'Dave', also on 14 points 🍾👍 NTP on hole 8 was our Rodney 🥳 ⛳️Great golfing boys and we can see lots of improvements......but who will win on Tuesday when Simon puts up lots of bottles 😉 Come and have a go if you think you're good enough....

Saturday 16th

Sunny Saturday saw more good scores and the 'Resurgence of Rodney' who smashed it with a super 18 points 💥🏆 Two players followed on 16 points namely Tommy 🚀 and Drew.....but as Drew was NTP also, both got bottles 🥳🍾And we'll done to an injured 'Don Paulo', who was NTP too 👏 Its been a busy week with players scores going down and up.....so the theme next week is consistency 💪 The heat is back, so let's burn up the course 🏌‍♂️⛳️

Miraflores Away Day

Thursday 14 May was a lovely away day at Miraflores and 20 S&H golfers did battle in the sun 🌞 And 2 golfers burned up the course with over 40 points 💥👏 Irish eyes were definitely shining as our champion of the day was Wayne with a cracking 42 points 🏆🎖Second, only 1 point behind, was Drew & he also won longest drive 💪 3rd place on 38 points went to Steve 'Jason' Hill and 4th place went to another Irishman, Damien, on 37 points 🥳👏 NTP awards went to Rodney & Simon (who got 2) ⛳️🍾 Another fab day out on a great course with lightning fast greens. Until the next time......keep swinging and hooking!

Thursday 7th May

💣 💥🏌‍♂️...what a day of golfing today 🎉🎊 The 16 golfers recorded the best scores ever....and the scissors were sharpened for all the cuts needed 😱 We had 2 on 18 points, one on 17 points and 6 on 16 points ✂️ ✂️ ✂️ 🥳 Superb golfing boys 👏 And only 2 never made the magic 11 points, but they received no shots back 🥳 So the winner, on lowest handicap, was John S, just pipping Malcolm to the bottle 🍾🙌 NTP on hole 8 was another beauty from big Paul 4 🎊⛳️ His knees are back with a bang 🦵Lovely to see big John Hill and Tom back with us again today.....👋 The pressure is rising and the golf is improving......get ready to go for it on Saturday 💥

Tuesday 5th May

It's really hotting up right now....and I don't mean the weather 🌞 The golf at La Noria today was red hot with scores of 18 points, 4 on 17 points, and 1 on 16 points 🔥 So who triumphed and who got burned 😱 It was the handicap secretary 'Del' back to winning ways and securing the Guv'nor 🥳🍾 Second, with the lowest of the 4 handicaps was our club pro 'Simon' 👏👏👏 And NTP on both hole 5 and 8, was the same sharpshooter, 'Rodney', aka our Dave 🎯⛳️ Therefore a 3rd prize was awarded and the next 17 point lower handicapper was Tommy 🚀 🙌 Great golfing today and the course was in fabulous condition. Get your name down for Brava Thursday 🍟😉

Golfer Of The Month For April

Congratulations Robert

Memorial Day

MEMORIAL DAY (3 club challenge) TROPHY 🏆 30 April 2026, La Noria....
Our second major of the season was played in beautiful sunshine and it started with lovely words of remembrance from Malcolm, showing the personalities of our departed friends, John, Ray and Colin 😪 After a respectful minutes silence, battle commenced for the coveted trophy.....but who chose the correct 3 clubs 🤔🏌‍♂️ Our role of honour was
1st: Drew on 40 points
2nd: Steve on 39 points
3rd: Del on 38 points
Brilliant play Drew 👏🙌🏆
NTP honours went to:
6 - Paul 5
8 - John S
9 - Rodney
10 - Menno
17 - Simon
18 - no one
Longest Drive on 7 went to that strongman of golf, Steve 'Jason' Hill 💪
Enjoy the wine boys and thanks for your participation 🍾⛳️

Tuesday 28th April

Howdy partners 🤠🐎 ...yes, we all love a Texas Scramble and 23 cowboys turned up to try and be this months champions. And it was a seasoned band of outlaws who won the wine....the wanted picture shows Peter, Kevin, Menno and Tommy, line dancing to victory 🕺🥳🙌 And Kevin even won NTP on hole 8, so no one else got a prize 🙄 Special mention goes to that Irish gunslinger 'Geoff' who hit the second green in 1 💥🎯 Now get your 3 clubs chosen for the second major of the season......Thursday is Memorial trophy day 🏆

Saturday 25th April

Saturday was the "Day of the Don" and the boys turned out for his return from Brasil 🇧🇷 .....and he even went and won the NTP on hole 8 👏😮 But the star of today's game, was 'the man in white'....big Jimmy 🇸🇪 He's been a 10 handicap for ages, but today he vowed it was his day, and boy did he deliver 🙌⛳️ He destroyed the field with 21 points and a double ✂️ 🏆 Benny & Bjorn would be proud of you ❤️ Second on a very respectable 19 points was our Irish guest Joe 💥👌.....and as he was NTP on hole 4 as well, third prize was awarded to another Irish superstar 'Damian' on a very credible 16 points and a ✂️ So success for Sweden, Ireland and the boy from Brasil 🥳 As for the rest....well, least said the better 🤪🙈

Thursday 23rd April - Bravas Thursday

Brava Thursday was a lovely day out at La Noria for some.....and for others it was 🙈⛳️ But, it was the return of 'SuperTed', with our Eddie scoring a fabulous 17 points and getting a cut to 6 🥳🙌 NTP on hole 8 went to Del.....and it was his only good shot of the day 😵🍾 We look forward to Saturday now.....and the return of 'the Don' from Brazil.....after his 'Brazilian butt lift'...🍑😍

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